"And so our story begins...."

Hi. I'm Cooper and I've got no idea what I am doing with my life. (other than being fucking retarded)

Blogs are like "Life Fail Anonymous" for some people huh. Or just me. Either or.

Anyway, back to the point right?

This may be narcissistic of me but I felt like there is so much random stupid shit going on in mine and my darling friends lives that I should document it now. So later, when we look back on things, we can laugh and say "Honestly, how can people be so yellow-bus-dont-eat-the-paste special? It's astounding"

SO! Let the drama begin...