Round In Circles

My friend Amy. Where to start? She is beautiful, thin, and trendy in that “if I wore that I would look like a granny lesbian” kind of way. The sweetest most caring and considerate girl I know.

The poor girl has been suffering. At the hands of the male species. Which seems to be the going trend this year?? Everyone I know is broken up/breaking up/miserable. Fucking hell people did we put something in the water? Or are we all just realising how shit people are?

Anyway, back to the story. Amy met Ryan about 5 months ago. Mutual friends and all that bullshit. Anyway they fell into the gag inducing romance honeymoon period. For a few months it was lovely.

And then the first break up.

Ryan had plans to visit Europe with some friends and decided he didn’t want to be tied down while he was at it. He told Amy just that.

There were tears.

Oh but then he decided she is more important and he wouldn’t go he would stay with her and everything would be peachy.

Ugh.

Okay so for a month or so everything is lovely and they are so gorgeous together that I die a little inside to see them together. You know the couple that are so in sync and just… aware of each other. Vomit.

Now comes the second break up.

Ryan was off for a week or so. We all went out one night and he was suspiciously missing for 90% of the night. Only to turn up later with some “friends from overseas that we haven’t seen for years”

Whatever douche bag. Long story short he palmed Amy for about a week then decided they “needed to talk” then… two days later… decided to actually turn up when he said he would. He said that after seeing this foreign cunt that he just “wasn’t sure what he wanted” and is “confused”



This was 3 weeks ago. They had not seen each other or spoken until today. They’re planning to have dinner.

I am sufficiently unimpressed considering she has been lifeless and heartbroken.

So I will keep you updated